if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
I can look at this two ways.
Either I’ve wasted 6 months doing absolutely nothing with my life.
It’s only 6 months until Christmas.
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee
my cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes don’t come true because someone in the world wished they didnt” and now i am speechless
do noodles end their prayers with “ramen”